How to make your mum cry this Mother’s Day.. tears of joy!

Author: FRILLER   Date Posted:15 March 2017 

How to make your mum cry this Mother’s Day.. tears of joy! How to make your mum cry this Mother’s Day.. tears of joy!

Let’s be keen about mother’s day 2017

Don’t groan or bemoan the one special day a year set aside for mothers across the divide. 

Don’t be a bore; mother’s day is not a chore. In working out what to give ‘er there’s nothing but joy de vivre. For the right treat, you will need to work out your brief.

Come along for a ride on the ultimate guide but the real advice will be in the penultimate line. 

 

Think, think, think, what brings a smile to your mum's dial?

Breakfast in bed with an egg may be passé. New age mums can be found among organic dung. Don’t go for the traditional, instead reach for the most nutritional. Dairy, wheat and gluten free may mean a smoothie that hopefully won’t leave her feeling woozy. 

You can choose chocolate, it never fails, because to the charm of chocolate we are all so frail. Although, tried and true, may not be you. 

 

mother's day breakfast in bed

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum’s dial?

Is she one for romance? Is that her stance, per chance? Maybe a peck from Gregory Peck? Or would she like to be alone with Sylvester Stalone? Or is she one for the art of Humphry Bogart? She might want to be harrowed by Captain Jack Sparrow. But if movies are not her scene, you may want to hunt around for another routine.

 

Jack for mum's day?

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum’s dial? 

There’s much to be said about phonics and histrionics but her true delight may lie in electronics. Gadgets, tablets or accessories may go beyond her necessity. Phone covers may need to be discovered for your mother. Orange, purple blue or black may bring positive feedback.

 

mother's day gadgets her thing?

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum’s dial?

Prudery rhymes with blueberry and gooseberry as does jewellery. You could be reckless and get her a flat snake necklace in silver, of course, since you don’t want to give her a fright and make her think the thing is alive. 

If you don’t want her to cry, reach for the sky and bedazzle with crystal instead of a pistol. 

 

crystal ball

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mother’s dial?

Clothes maketh the man but ‘is for the feminine we have fashion – feminine frills, frocks that shock, lurid lingerie and hot hosieries for legs that go all the way up there.

 

flowers

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mother's dial?

Of cookware and kitchenware beware. Modern mothers may prefer to play the flute, but some would rather parachute and there are yet those who prefer to shoot. 

But if you do buy pots make sure you buy lots. 

 

Cook for mum for a change!

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mother's dial?

What if you scrounge around for a new lounge? Real leather may not be her treasure. Microsuede may not be immune to stone fruit, best to stay clear of material, not good with cereal. 

 

White flowers

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum's dial?

Apart from the obvious, you could search among the hobbyists to be victorious. Don’t ask your mother to put up a shed for tears will be shed. Here’s a tip, shout her a trip, although if she has a fear of flying that will get her crying. But you never know, a boat might float and take her abroad.

 

Surprise her

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum’s dial? 

If cosmetic surgery is off the list, archery might be preferred over confectionery. 

Bungee jumping like honey hunting is not for the faint-hearted. Mothers who pursue kung fu will love you. Martial art will play its part in restoring health to her heart. 

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum’s dial. 

A massage with or without stone will stop a moan. Ma will never go far except to follow a galah to a spa. You can register her for a pedicure or manicure. Colour for her nails will stop her wails. Working to a budget may mean you have to reach into the bucket and fudge it. 

 

Massage for mum?

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mother’s dial?

You will want to avoid tears and maybe go for pierced ears. Or back to the traditional. Start with abstract art and a true heart. Hugs and kisses are delicious. Then mother gets the gong to move along and wear the new sarong. To the sound of birdsong, she will go off and play a game of Mahjong. 

 

Tulips for mother's day

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum's dial?

Tranquillity may beat edibility, the possibility of serenity is a real viability. 

Some think it cool to have their mothers drool. Buy her a book, a cookbook and before you give me the look, a cookbook is only for looking, and remember they are a bestseller, just ask any fella. But then again she may just want a recipe and it will all end happily. 

 

Think, think, think, what puts a smile on your mum’s dial?

Now for leisure, which is always a pleasure, you may have seen your mother paddle, but think of a saddle. There’s a day at the races watching horses go through their paces, or if it’s not beyond the pale, think of a trail, ride. Tell her it's best to go the pace of a snail. 

 

And maybe none of that will do

After all, you have to remember mothers are as unique as you and you and you. You see for mother’s day whatever is bought comes to nought unless it comes from deep thought. The art of mother’s day my friend must come from the heart. 

So please don’t pine, or whine, just go online to Friller if you want to fill 'er day with happiness.

Mother's love the simple things that come from the heart.

 

source: https://www.friller.com.au/blog/latest-blog-posts-news-articles/how-to-make-your-mum-cry-this-mothers-day-tears-of-joy/

 

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